The Green Fever

Hello everyone,    Green Fever, and the other related symptoms (Red Fever, Orange Fever, Prairie Gold Fever, etc.), might possibly be symptoms of RUSTAHOLISM.    Rustaholism is a highly contagious, communicable disease! Associating with people who display the symptoms is a sure-fire way to acquire the disease yourself, although, another theory is: if you often associate with these people, it is because you already HAVE the disease!     The "up" side of rustaholism is that, although it is incurable, it is very seldom fatal. It can be controlled as long as a careful "maintanence" program is followed. The "down" side is that the daily "fix" can become quite expensive depending upon the particular variety of rustaholism that has infected you.